27.1.14

grab a chair and fill your platter, and dig, dig, dig right in

so it's been a while since i've posted or cooked. you know the usual "i'm preparing for uni" or "i've got tons of work" kinda excuse. so let's just get going with the blogpost.

me and my friend, the infamous jade, decided we wanted something to eat one afternoon. so i packed my bags and went to the nearby waitrose for some groceries. we decided we wanted to make spaghetti carbonara and some candied on a sunday afternoon, before we gave up revised for french.

CANDIED BACON
not to brag, but i'm the best candied bacon-maker in town. i am convinced that if i went out and gave some random guy my candied bacon, he would agree to marry me. i haven't tried, but it is possible. we'd never know until we really try right?

things you would need:

  • bacon (i know right, who would have guessed)
  • brown sugar
  • baking paper (optional: if you prefer greasing your metal tray or whatnot, it's just there would be less washing up at the end of the day)
  • metal tray
  • an oven preheated at 180 degrees celsius (smart kid who doesn't live in the uk, you do the maths yourself)
1. first, we prepare the bacon
this is the easiest step of the whole process. you cut the packet open and voila, you have it. nice strips of bacon. you can choose any kind of bacon you want. i usually choose the cheapest, because of my poor student lifestyles. this time, jade decided to go for ones that are sightly marinated in maple syrup, to bring out the sweetness a bit



2. marinate the bacon with brown sugar
this step is not hard, but quite fiddly i would say, and you would need to get your hands dirty and sticky. basically, you grab a strip of bacon and you rub brown sugar into it, until it is all saturated.


then you place it on the metal tray lined with baking paper. place all the bacons side by side until you can fit no more in the tray. then you know you're doing it right.


3. put the bacon into the oven for 15 minutes or until it is golden
the oven should have been reheated at 180 degrees celsius since the moment you've dipped your fingers into that brown sugar heaven. so carefully without burning yourself (trust me, it isn't pretty if you do. i've tried and jesus christ, it hurts like a kick in your balls). 

i don't usually wait for 15 minutes, because i'm an impatient high-schooler who would eat raw cookie dough. just make sure the brown sugar is all melted and sizzling in the metal tray. then you know you're done!


4. decorate it and make it look "gourmet"
i cannot stress this enough. a meal is only good if it looks good. i'm a very visual person and i would not have eaten if i had to eat directly from the metal tray. so i've decorated it minimally slightly with no some effort. and here it is!

the yummy product
this was definitely worth all the weight i've put on 

SPAGHETTI CARBONARA
i'm not going to lie. i haven't done as much with the carbonara than with the candied bacon. the carbonara is my friend jade's baby, but it still tasted amazing. so i'm just going to share with you all how you can make carbonara.

what you need:
  • spaghetti
  • 4-6 eggs - depends on how much you're making
  • 1 whole onion (and maybe onion goggles to stop you from crying)
  • cheese (lots of it) and cheese sauce (makes it creamier)
  • bacon
  • 2- 3 pinches of pepper and salt each
  • garlic powder


1. put the spaghetti into boiling water and leave it there
this is a preparation step. as a busy student who pretty much lives off the internet studies very hard for her finals at the end of the year, i like to save time. time is precious kids. 

2. dice the onion and the bacon
all you need to do is to cut the onion and the bacon into very very small chunks. i'd say the size of your fingernails, but don't hold me to it. i don't know the size of your fingernail.


3. start cooking the onion on the stove 
just cook the onion until it is slightly golden-y brown. then add the bacon in and leave it to cook for a while, until the bacon is golden brown too.



4. put the eggs, cheese, pepper, salt and garlic powder into a mixing bowl and mix it
this is the moment when you create your amazing carbonara sauce, and the best bit is, it's not even hard! just put everything that remains together and mix it with a fork.

and this would turn into....
THIS!
5. put the bacon and onion into the sauce. then pour the sauce (containing the bacon) into the spaghetti
after leaving your bacon on the stove for a while, it should look a little like this:

looks good eh?
then you can pour this into the cheese sauce. and if your spaghetti looks like this:


i would say the spaghetti is ready and pour all the remaining water out. then you pour the sauce into the spaghetti and stir it until it is even.

6. decorate it and make it look "gourmet"
now you find a nice bowl to put all the spaghetti carbonara in. as i said this is the most important step, as nice-looking food makes the food taste better.


this ALSO is the best carbonara i've ever tasted. i must say i'm rather proud of myself and my fellow partner jade. i hope this wasn't too confusing and that it is actually easy for you to do at home, at school or wherever.

bon appetit, mes cheris!

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